In a Previous Life

14 03 2012

When I went to college I needed a job. Since college is about fun I decided I would be a bartender.

Yeah, that was a stretch. Might as well learn to mix a drink when I was going to drink anyway. I mastered many drinks. Martinis, daiquiris, shots…all of them. However, my favorite party drink is a Colorado Bulldog. Easy to make, tastes like ice cream. Win, win.

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Ingredients

2 oz vodka
1 oz Khalúa
1 oz Half & Half
Splash of Vanilla Coke Zero
Garnish with French Vanilla Whipped Cream

Method

Fill a highball glass with ice.

Pour the vodka and the Khalúa and stir. Then add the Half & Half and stir again. Splash coke on top.

Add the whipped cream.

Enjoy the party.

Don’t drink and drive.





The Past Two Weeks

13 03 2012

I’ve spent the past two weeks being afraid. Afraid of the imminent possibility of life changing. I’ve cried and prayed. I’ve thought the worst.

This morning I got up. Showered, dressed, drank some coffee, had a shot of tequila…or not.

I got in my car and drove to the doctor. Grabbed all of my strength and positive thoughts and took a test that was scaring the beejeesus out of me.

And everything was ok. And I’m fine. I’m beyond thankful.

Now, about that tequila…





Tonight

12 03 2012

Tonight I will make up for the hour that sprung forward.

I will lay my head on a satin pillowcase, cuz that’s how I roll, and I will close my eyes and sleep.

Dream wonderful dreams, and wake up with the full knowledge that everything is in perfect order.

I’ll find that my anxiety was for nothing. I’ll find that everything is wonderful.

And then I’ll go shopping and buy myself something fabulous.

Cuz that’s how I roll.





For Champions…

9 03 2012

There are days when I can’t seem to decide what to eat for breakfast. I don’t want to cook anything, and I don’t crave anything in particular. Whether it is laziness or not is a question for another day.

Enter the breakfast of champions…

Açai Smoothie

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Ingredients

4 oz. frozen strawberries
4 oz. frozen blueberries
6 oz. soy milk
4 oz. Açai juice, 100% pure
1 scoop protein powder

The protein powder kept me full for at least 3 hours.

I also had some vitamins and 6 almonds. I soaked these and then peeled them before I ate them. I will post about the benefits of soaked almonds soon.

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The icing on the cake of this breakfast.

Black coffee. Yum.

Perfection.

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Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend.





Octopus Fried Rice

8 03 2012

I really dislike it when I overestimate how much food I make. I don’t care for leftovers and I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one. The only time I don’t become upset with my lack of planning is when I manage to create enough rice to feed my neighborhood. Why? Well, silly, it’s because of the octopus.

While walking through Central Market, “Gucci B” to those in the know, my son happened to see that in the seafood case there was an octopus for sale. He begged and he begged for me to buy it. He pleaded and swore to me that he would love it. He became distracted by the lobsters and then demanded, in all his five year old stubbornness, that I had to buy it for him.

I did not.

We reached an agreement. I told him I would buy canned octopus. He was skeptical, but he conceded and we shook on it. I’m halfway certain that he only wanted it to taunt the cat.

Naturally, I made way too much rice that night at dinner and then informed him that we would make the rice for dinner the next night. He then insisted that it needed to have asparagus.

Octopus Fried Rice

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Ingredients

1 shallot, medium, chopped
2 cloves garlic, chopped
2 cans octopus, in oil, chopped… SAVE THE OIL
3 cups brown rice, preferably leftovers
1 lb. asparagus
1 egg, lightly beaten
1 T. Tamari
1 T. Teriyaki Sauce

Take the octopus, shallot and garlic and add it to a saute pan. The oil from the canned octopus will cook your onion and garlic.

Once it’s cooked and the onions are translucent add in your egg. Cook throughly.

Add in the brown rice and mix.

Add in the asparagus and mix.

Add the Tamari and Teriyaki sauce over the top and stir one last time.

Serve and sprinkle with sesame seeds if you want.

Verdict from said five year old…

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Thumbs up and a “tastes like chicken”.

I caught him mid-chew which accounts for the strange expression.





Roasted Tomato & Kale Pasta

7 03 2012

Sometimes tomato sauce is just too much. Like in this post, I will usually try something light on tomato for a quick weekend meal.

After going to the Farmer’s Market on Saturday I walked away with some delicious kale along with this. Back to the kale…

I knew I had to find a way to incorporate it into a meal right then and there. I had some cherry and golden tomatoes that were starting to get a little wrinkly, so I came up with the following recipe.

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Roasted Tomato & Kale Pasta

1/2 cup cherry tomatoes
1 cup golden tomatoes
1 T. olive oil
3 cloves garlic, crushed
1 medium shallot, chopped
2 cups chopped kale
1 cup sliced mushrooms
3 slices nitrate-free bacon
Salt & Pepper to taste
1 pkg. Spaghetti

Start your water to cook the spaghetti. Ocean water salty, please. Once the water boils cook the pasta following the package directions.

In the meantime, add the olive oil to a heated skillet. Add the garlic and shallot to the oil. Careful not to burn it. Add in the tomatoes and let them start to cook. As they cook they will start to soften and pop. The oil and the heat will caramelize the tomatoes.

Once they are falling apart take them out of the skillet and set them off to the side. Drain the skillet.

Add the chopped bacon to the pot and let it crisp up. Once done, put it off to the side.

Cook the kale until it’s soft in the remaining bacon fat. There shouldn’t be too much because you are only using 3 slices. If it’s too much, remove the unwanted portion. Add in the mushrooms and let them soften. Add the tomatoes back in. Now salt and pepper to taste.

Serve by placing the spaghetti and put the tomato and kale mixture on top. Sprinkle bacon and shave a little parmesan or asiago over the top.

Enjoy!

Now I have to go finish the third book in The Hunger Games series.





A Little Random

6 03 2012

I had to work second shift today so I didn’t get a chance to post anything of value.

I’ll be back tomorrow with something yummy.

For now please enjoy this:

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